Two days ago, I called up one of my friends on Viber and we talked for over an hour. In that hour, he (with the generous assistance of his girlfriend) revealed to me his darkest secret ever. Literally darkest. Why? Read on.
When he finished taking his dump, he got up and didn’t realise a little bit of his ‘shit’ had dropped on the bathroom floor. He stood up and took a step forward and his girlfriend ordered him to stop. “What?” he said and took another step forward.
And that kids, is how my friend stepped on his own shit.
I shall not reveal openly who this friend is but if you’re sharp-eyed enough you might find out!